Tori Spelling’s Gratuitous Exposure
Wednesday, December 12th, 2007By Glinda
Tori, since it seems to be cold enough for a scarf, hat and to have your own legs securely covered, why not make sure your son’s are too? A blankie might be in order, although at that age, they sometimes try to throw the blanket off just to see the parental reaction of horror that the blanket has been dragging on the dirty pavement. So I sort of understand. Sort of.
On one hand, I thoroughly enjoy any chance I can get to look at cute little baby legs. On the other, I keep wondering how cold those wee bare patches of exposed skin are getting.
My maternal instinct makes me want to hunt them down on that sidewalk and throw one of the Munchkin’s old baby blankets on him. As I fight my way through the paparazzi, I’ll shove it at her and say, “It’s not that expensive, it can drag all over creation, I don’t care! Legs that cute deserve to be covered! I know that goes against everything you’ve learned in Hollywood, but fight it Tori, fight it!”
And as they are carting me away in handcuffs, at least I will know that somewhere out there, a child’s legs are warm because of me.