Friday Caption Contest: Naughty and Nice edition
You know how it works, so work it in the comments, my friends. This darling image was stolen from the limitlessly-amusing Scared of Santa gallery from the South Florida Sun-Sentinel, to which you are encouraged to upload your own photos: currently, the count stands at 152 and rising.
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A young Manolo started crying when he noticed that Santa was wearing a floral print shirt with striped stockings.
Rebecca didn’t care if he did smell like old sweat socks and garlic, she wanted a Barbie Dream House and was determined to smile until she got one. Her brother Mikey, however seemed a shoe-in for coal.
One nice little girl will be getting lots from Santa. The naughty little boy? Not so much.
Mine is similar to patois’.
The little girl says, “quick take the picture. I’m being good so I get all the presents!”
“That’s right, keep crying. All the more presents for me.”
“Would you like a pretty dolly for Christmas this year?”
Parking-$8. Full Photo Package-$23. Having this photo to show to all of Tyler’s future girlfriends-Priceless.
Little Susie – pretty new doll
Little Johnny – lump of coal
Santa – bourbon, straight up
Strange. Taunt Talli’s caption is exactly like mine, which I don’t see here…(not that mine was all that original after patois’).
Maybe it got eaten by the spam filter?