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Cindy Crawford, Yup, Still Gorgeous

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007
By Glinda

Keepin’ it Real

Oh, Cindy.  What happened?  Last week showed you looking perfect on the beach.  And frankly, I was a little jealous.

This week? 

Did you make some photographers angry and they decided to Photoshop some cellulite on your tummy?

Or is that you?

I think that if it is indeed you, we are totally gonna be BFF.  Because you are a woman who is not afraid to show her real body, dimples be damned.   You bore two children, you have the right to not be completely obsessive about the flatness of your abdomen.   

We all know that cellulite happens even to very thin women, it’s appearance is more a matter of genetics than anything else.  Or whatever that harsh lighting is showing, you are still more gorgeous than 99.9% of the general population. 

I’ve said before that women’s bodies are not flawless, so why the insistence that they should look perfect all the time?  And who is to say exactly what perfect is?

So Cindy, we need to hang out!  I can be your flunky and carry around those special photography lights and umbrellas so that you are never photographed from an unflattering angle, if that’s what you want.  But, I prefer you au naturel.

And P.S. You can still totally kick Paris Hilton’s ass!   

The Family Psychocircus

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007
By raincoaster

So sad…

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Angels and Demons

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007
By Glinda

If Dan Brown Only Knew

It ain’t just the title of a book, my friends.

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