Oh Cindy…

It’s all about Cindy

This picture just gives me a million more reasons to hate you.

-You are devastatingly beautiful even with your hair wet
-And no makeup
-Your toned muscles would enable you to handily kick the ass of one Paris Hilton
-You are 40-ish years old and yet you look better in a bikini than many 20-ish year olds. Yes, Lindsay, I’m talking to you!
-You live a lifestyle in which you are frolicking on a warm beach in November with your happy, beautiful family

Uh, call me sometime, ok? People tell me I’m really fun to hang out with. And a good listener. Really, I’m totally best friend material. Just forget that hating you part…

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8 Responses to “Oh Cindy…”

  1. raincoaster November 27, 2007 at 6:19 pm #

    I have her workout tape, and believe me, she works hard for that body. I was in marathon-running shape when I bought the tape, but it quite thoroughly kicked my ass (and also raised it a few inches).

  2. dgm November 28, 2007 at 2:04 pm #

    I once saw her at Starbuck’s in Santa Monica with no makeup. She is so dang perty.

  3. patois November 28, 2007 at 9:29 pm #

    Yeah, but she also had to be married to Richard Gere, right? So her life isn’t all good.

  4. teapunk November 29, 2007 at 8:23 am #

    Don’t forget: she is also rich. And pretty. And on a nice beach while I sit here staring out to the boring grey cold wet November sky.
    And some people would see it as some kind of bonus to have been married to Richard Gere :)

  5. ML November 29, 2007 at 1:05 pm #

    She works hard for her fit body and it shows. Kudos for her! The looks? Well, she was born that way, so…kudos for her again :)

  6. J November 29, 2007 at 3:41 pm #

    Some people sure get more than their fair share in the genes department, huh? But she’s smart enough to know what to do with them.

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