Now, this is just not something you see every day (unless you read Shadow of a Bull in school and have flashbacks…or is that just me?).
This is Michelito Lagravere Peniche, Matador, and he is nine.
They are not allowed to fight professionally in Spain, but baby-faced bullfighters are the rage throughout Mexico. Even though some of the school-age children appearing at the country’s scores of bullrings are not much taller than the bulls they confront, these mini-matadors have begun getting top billing from promoters, who view them as a new way to bring people to the arena…
What ever happened to baseball? Don’t they have hockey in Mexico? What about volleyball? Charades? Should we send in a NATO nonviolent sports task force? Uh, on second thought, forget hockey.
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November 23rd, 2007 at 6:43 pm
My suggestion:
“Why couldn’t I have been a girl? If he gets this close on the next pass, I may be one yet!”
November 23rd, 2007 at 7:32 pm
I am speechless. I guess soccer is just too boring, eh? Oh wait how about football. You can get tossed around just the same. Craziness I say!
November 24th, 2007 at 11:47 am
The little bull says, “nevermind the red cape…those pink socks are to die for!”
November 24th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
“Good dog, Carl!”
November 24th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
“Back off, there, Toro! You almost got my pretty outfit dirty!”
November 24th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
He certainly DOES look fabulous!
November 24th, 2007 at 6:35 pm
“Hey, Careful! If I get blood on this suit my mom will kill me!”
November 26th, 2007 at 11:32 am
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