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Day of the Ninja Approacheth, Stealthily!

By raincoaster

Day of the NinjaAh, the holiday season. First it was Halloween. Well, first it was Thanksgiving, but I understand that not everyone lives in Canuckistan like me, and some isolated places have theirs later, for some reason. So, first it was Halloween.

Or Beltane, if you’re of a wiccan persuasion.

So for some rare few, next comes Thanksgiving. But after that, nothing but shopping till December 25th?

I. Don’t. Think. So.

Into the celebratory void have stepped (silently, stealthily) the Ninjas. Ladies, Gentlemen, and the Great Undecided, December 5th is International Day of the Ninja.

Is your family prepared?

Here are some handy resources that you can implement immediately, should you wish to either ninjafy or attempt to ninja-proof (ha! good luck) your household.

For those anti-ninja fighters, we wish them good luck and provide the Ninja Defense Poster:

Ninja Defense Poster

But for those of you who are pro-ninja, we equal-opportunity bloggers at TeenyManolo are happy to provide instructions to turn yourself or your children into ninjas using nothing more than an ordinary cotton (please, no poly-cotton blends; play safe, boys and girls) t-shirt. Click to enlarge.

How to be a ninja

Please note careful, ninja-like attention to detail: they have a Christmas tree in the background to tip you off that it is in DECEMBER, not any other month of the year. If you find yourself inspired, you can always make paper throwing star Christmas ornaments out of extra wrapping paper.

And here’s something for all the Jewish ninjas out there: Jewish origami throwing stars!

May we suggest, for your Ninja mask, an appropriate choice of shirt:

ninja in training

 









6 Responses to “Day of the Ninja Approacheth, Stealthily!”




  1. Kathie Says:

    Hilarious! I am ninja proofing my office immediately.
    Blessings from Costa Rica




  2. Phyllis Says:

    But of course! Now I know why only the Managing Directors have potted plants in their work spaces.




  3. raincoaster Says:

    WALPURGIS! Why do I always get those two mixed up? D’oh!




  4. Glinda Says:

    Laughing my butt off at Phyllis’ comment.




  5. Atasha Says:

    I’m late but it sure made me laugh this morning! LOL @ hot coffee flung at at Ninja…” HA! It would get anyone’s attention. Where do you find these things? ­čÖé




  6. raincoaster Says:

    Well, I have no life so I have nothing better to do than Google “ninja defense strategies.”












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