Friday Caption Contest: Goth Faerie edition

Friday Caption Contest: Goth Faerie edition

By raincoaster

Captions in the comments, as per usual. If a picture is worth a thousand words, we humbly request you keep it to less than 300 in this particular case. The kid already has more ink than the bloody library, from the looks of things.

This is Shaylee, from the mightily demented KryptKiddies doll company. Right handy in case Marilyn Manson needs to pick up a christening present, but what are the odds, eh?

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17 Responses to “Friday Caption Contest: Goth Faerie edition”

Spring Says:
November 16th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
The Bride of Chuckie demanded a Wiccan wedding.
Seana Says:
November 16th, 2007 at 5:39 pm
I was going to try to come up with something but I like Spring’s answer better than anything I could think of!
gamma Says:
November 16th, 2007 at 5:55 pm
“Chubby Bunny”
Seana Says:
November 16th, 2007 at 8:12 pm
How about “Kiss me, Buddha”
Seana Says:
November 16th, 2007 at 8:12 pm
Or what about “Does this Bindi make me look fat?”
gemdiva Says:
November 16th, 2007 at 11:53 pm
“They tried to make me go to daycare and I said no,no,no.” Amy Winehouse as a toddler.
Sunflowery Says:
November 17th, 2007 at 12:21 am
The Devil’s Spawn Toilet Train Early (the baby wanted to let it all out, but had to hold the poop in because he was not diapered)
Eilish Says:
November 17th, 2007 at 1:30 am
“Sure it’s a lot of ink, but she’s breastfed and only eats organic baby food, so it’s OK!”
patois Says:
November 17th, 2007 at 1:48 am
Blazing Butterfly Baby.
Bellamama Says:
November 17th, 2007 at 2:26 am
“My Daddy Dressed Me”
Ortizzle Says:
November 18th, 2007 at 9:50 am
“Britney, we hardly knew ye.”
Chloe Says:
November 18th, 2007 at 6:49 pm
Is that the artist’s rendering of Britney’s new baby?
Teeny Manolo « Obsessed with Embellishment Says:
November 18th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
[…] And one of their best features is the Friday Caption Contest. […]
Smark Says:
November 19th, 2007 at 10:31 am
Nigel began to suspect that his wife had deceived him…
raincoaster Says:
November 19th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
Maaan, these are hilarious, guys! Announcement coming soon.
Friday Caption Contest Results: Goth Faerie edition » Teeny Manolo Says:
November 19th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
[…] It looks like the freaky babydolls really bring out the Dorothy Parker in you. Yes, it’s time to announce our winner of last week’s Friday Caption Contest: […]
Day of the Ninja Approacheth, Stealthily! » Teeny Manolo Says:
November 20th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
[…] Or Beltane, if you’re of a wiccan persuasion. […]

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