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Friday Caption Contest: Goth Faerie edition

By raincoaster

Captions in the comments, as per usual. If a picture is worth a thousand words, we humbly request you keep it to less than 300 in this particular case. The kid already has more ink than the bloody library, from the looks of things.

GothBaby Shaylee

This is Shaylee, from the mightily demented KryptKiddies doll company. Right handy in case Marilyn Manson needs to pick up a christening present, but what are the odds, eh?

17 Responses to “Friday Caption Contest: Goth Faerie edition”

  1. Spring Says:

    The Bride of Chuckie demanded a Wiccan wedding.

  2. Seana Says:

    I was going to try to come up with something but I like Spring’s answer better than anything I could think of!

  3. gamma Says:

    “Chubby Bunny”

  4. Seana Says:

    How about “Kiss me, Buddha”

  5. Seana Says:

    Or what about “Does this Bindi make me look fat?”

  6. gemdiva Says:

    “They tried to make me go to daycare and I said no,no,no.” Amy Winehouse as a toddler.

  7. Sunflowery Says:

    The Devil’s Spawn Toilet Train Early (the baby wanted to let it all out, but had to hold the poop in because he was not diapered)

  8. Eilish Says:

    “Sure it’s a lot of ink, but she’s breastfed and only eats organic baby food, so it’s OK!”

  9. patois Says:

    Blazing Butterfly Baby.

  10. Bellamama Says:

    “My Daddy Dressed Me”

  11. Ortizzle Says:

    “Britney, we hardly knew ye.”

  12. Chloe Says:

    Is that the artist’s rendering of Britney’s new baby?

  13. Smark Says:

    Nigel began to suspect that his wife had deceived him…

  14. raincoaster Says:

    Maaan, these are hilarious, guys! Announcement coming soon.

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