Friday Caption Contest: Goth Faerie edition

Captions in the comments, as per usual. If a picture is worth a thousand words, we humbly request you keep it to less than 300 in this particular case. The kid already has more ink than the bloody library, from the looks of things.

GothBaby Shaylee

This is Shaylee, from the mightily demented KryptKiddies doll company. Right handy in case Marilyn Manson needs to pick up a christening present, but what are the odds, eh?

17 Responses to “Friday Caption Contest: Goth Faerie edition”

  1. Spring November 16, 2007 at 5:02 pm #

    The Bride of Chuckie demanded a Wiccan wedding.

  2. Seana November 16, 2007 at 5:39 pm #

    I was going to try to come up with something but I like Spring’s answer better than anything I could think of!

  3. gamma November 16, 2007 at 5:55 pm #

    “Chubby Bunny”

  4. Seana November 16, 2007 at 8:12 pm #

    How about “Kiss me, Buddha”

  5. Seana November 16, 2007 at 8:12 pm #

    Or what about “Does this Bindi make me look fat?”

  6. gemdiva November 16, 2007 at 11:53 pm #

    “They tried to make me go to daycare and I said no,no,no.” Amy Winehouse as a toddler.

  7. Sunflowery November 17, 2007 at 12:21 am #

    The Devil’s Spawn Toilet Train Early (the baby wanted to let it all out, but had to hold the poop in because he was not diapered)

  8. Eilish November 17, 2007 at 1:30 am #

    “Sure it’s a lot of ink, but she’s breastfed and only eats organic baby food, so it’s OK!”

  9. patois November 17, 2007 at 1:48 am #

    Blazing Butterfly Baby.

  10. Bellamama November 17, 2007 at 2:26 am #

    “My Daddy Dressed Me”

  11. Ortizzle November 18, 2007 at 9:50 am #

    “Britney, we hardly knew ye.”

  12. Chloe November 18, 2007 at 6:49 pm #

    Is that the artist’s rendering of Britney’s new baby?

  13. Smark November 19, 2007 at 10:31 am #

    Nigel began to suspect that his wife had deceived him…

  14. raincoaster November 19, 2007 at 2:57 pm #

    Maaan, these are hilarious, guys! Announcement coming soon.

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