Her Heart Belongs to Daddy?

October 24, 2007 in Baby Haters, Celebrity Dads, Celebrity Kids, Celebrity Moms, Oh DAD!, Oh MOM!, That's Just Wrong with 5 Comments

Anything to keep the child support coming, eh Denise?

Now, I’m not malevolent. I don’t really, deep-down, want to believe that celebrities are insane.

And yet, they make it so easy.

Denise Richards Halloween

Here is Hollywood punchline Denise Richards and her two lovely daughters, attending a Halloween party in Beverly Hills. We shall, of course, overlook the obvious pun, which I have in fact and in actuality already made elsewhere, and focus rather on: 1) the fact that Denise looks good for her, not naked, not high, yep, pretty good for Denise Richards, but moreover and furtherto upon 2) the fact that of all the potential Halloween costumes in the entire world, rife as it is with a vast selection of Halloween costumes of all shapes, sizes, and jokey celebrity references, Denise Richards has chosen to dress Charlie Sheen‘s little girl up as

a cheerleader.

About raincoaster: Small. Stealthy. Snarky.

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5 Responses to “Her Heart Belongs to Daddy?”

  1. Glinda October 24, 2007 at 5:15 pm #

    Yup, just wrong.

  2. raincoaster October 24, 2007 at 6:14 pm #

    I really want to be on Team Denise, because Charlie’s so heinous himself, but it almost seems like the kids would be better off with Britney Spears!

  3. Phyllis October 25, 2007 at 9:27 pm #

    Something tells me she’s the Kathy Hilton of this generation.

  4. raincoaster October 25, 2007 at 9:57 pm #

    Something tells me you’re right.

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