Friday Caption Contest: Mad Hatter edition
By raincoasterThe first rule of Friday Caption Contest is: you don’t make cheap Fight Club references on a mommyblog.
You know how it works, people. Work it! Captions in the comments, winner announced on Monday after I recover from the Surrey International Writer’s Conference (ie not early).
This image comes to us from regular reader Susan, who explains that her daughter can make a hat out of virtually anything. Please, someone set this girl up with an apprenticeship with Philip Treacy; there’s money in them thar fripperies! Besides, I need someone to whip up something flattering to tuck the snakes into; the darn things won’t stay in a ponytail!
October 19th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Does this hat make my butt look big?
October 19th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
October 19th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
Sponge Bob Square Hat
October 19th, 2007 at 7:06 pm
Wise baby says: In order to stack the block, you must _be_ the block.
October 19th, 2007 at 7:25 pm
How many times do I have to tell you? The duckling says “quack quack”. Geez…
October 19th, 2007 at 11:18 pm
“All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up,”
October 20th, 2007 at 4:06 am
Excellent! Another tough round!
October 20th, 2007 at 9:32 am
I’m not a blockhead, I’m just ducky.
October 20th, 2007 at 9:35 am
Here goes:
“So I’m wearing a pot holder hat. You got a problem with that, ducky?”
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:31 pm
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