Friday Caption Contest: Mad Hatter edition

The first rule of Friday Caption Contest is: you don’t make cheap Fight Club references on a mommyblog.

You know how it works, people. Work it! Captions in the comments, winner announced on Monday after I recover from the Surrey International Writer’s Conference (ie not early).

Susan’s daughter’s hat

This image comes to us from regular reader Susan, who explains that her daughter can make a hat out of virtually anything. Please, someone set this girl up with an apprenticeship with Philip Treacy; there’s money in them thar fripperies! Besides, I need someone to whip up something flattering to tuck the snakes into; the darn things won’t stay in a ponytail!

10 Responses to “Friday Caption Contest: Mad Hatter edition”

  1. gemdiva October 19, 2007 at 2:00 pm #

    Does this hat make my butt look big?

  2. alejna October 19, 2007 at 2:42 pm #

    Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

  3. Awesome Mom October 19, 2007 at 3:02 pm #

    Sponge Bob Square Hat

  4. Eilish October 19, 2007 at 7:06 pm #

    Wise baby says: In order to stack the block, you must _be_ the block.

  5. Liz October 19, 2007 at 7:25 pm #

    How many times do I have to tell you? The duckling says “quack quack”. Geez…

  6. Phyllis October 19, 2007 at 11:18 pm #

    “All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up,”

  7. raincoaster October 20, 2007 at 4:06 am #

    Excellent! Another tough round!

  8. Sarah G. October 20, 2007 at 9:32 am #

    I’m not a blockhead, I’m just ducky.

  9. Ortizzle October 20, 2007 at 9:35 am #

    Here goes:

    “So I’m wearing a pot holder hat. You got a problem with that, ducky?”

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