Friday Caption Contest: Mad Hatter edition
The first rule of Friday Caption Contest is: you don’t make cheap Fight Club references on a mommyblog.
You know how it works, people. Work it! Captions in the comments, winner announced on Monday after I recover from the Surrey International Writer’s Conference (ie not early).

This image comes to us from regular reader Susan, who explains that her daughter can make a hat out of virtually anything. Please, someone set this girl up with an apprenticeship with Philip Treacy; there’s money in them thar fripperies! Besides, I need someone to whip up something flattering to tuck the snakes into; the darn things won’t stay in a ponytail!
Does this hat make my butt look big?
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
Sponge Bob Square Hat
Wise baby says: In order to stack the block, you must _be_ the block.
How many times do I have to tell you? The duckling says “quack quack”. Geez…
“All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up,”
Excellent! Another tough round!
I’m not a blockhead, I’m just ducky.
Here goes:
“So I’m wearing a pot holder hat. You got a problem with that, ducky?”