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Baby Baldie? Try a BabyToupee

By raincoaster

Do NOT tell Mizz Britney! She’ll be ordering the entire range.

Yes, folks, bring the Ragnarok, we can just shutter this world now; it’s over. There is an actual company which retails celebrity-tribute wigs for babies. Maybe they’ll be adding a little Katie-Lee Webster/Elvis Weasley version soon.

Admittedly, at this time of year it’s acceptable as almost practical. I mean, jam the awesomeness which is the Bob Marley on little JoJo’s head and hey, presto, instant Halloween costume.

The Bob Marley Baby Toupee

No baby, no cry

For a more feminine, if more felonious look, there’s the Lil Kim.

The Lil Kim

For your little miss thang. Sassy pink locks for the diva in diapers

Then there’s the Donald Trump, although why in the name of all that is holy you’d want your precious treasure to resemble that cotton-candy monstrosity of a comb-over I cannot imagine.

The Donald

You’re hired! Meet the new CEO of the playgroup

But nobody messes with the Samuel L.

The Samuel L.

You know what they call a wig for a baby in Paris?
They call it a Le Baby Toupee

Should you be overcome with the irresistible urge to purchase after seeing these fine designs (lined with soft fleece! For maximum baby sweat!), know that there’s a gallery of happy, apparently well-adjusted babies wearing their wigs proudly. From the evidence, it would seem that The Donald clearly runs the place. Voting enabled, y’all!

10 Responses to “Baby Baldie? Try a BabyToupee”

  1. Glinda Says:

    Actually, it is the face of that baby that is cracking me up.

  2. raincoaster Says:

    The Donald looks wasted, as per usual.

  3. Phyllis Says:

    I love the dreads

  4. Ana Says:

    Too funny! Is this for real?!??! If I had known such a concept would make millions, I could have been a million by now! I’ve got some pretty wacky ideas.

  5. Dymphna Says:

    That Donald Trump one looks like a chemo wig I used to have.

  6. raincoaster Says:

    My, my. You had a worse chemo experience than I did, then. I thought about getting a hot red Joan Jett wig, but ended up just wearing a lot of hats. Take the hat off, go straight to the front of any lineup!

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