but MOOOOOM!
LolCats meet LolKids: a memetic union for the ages!
Also, this is probably the best place to note that it was just the repressed Englishmen that insisted on the short pants for their boys. The Scots, presumably, realized they’d all have expired of hypothermia if they’d been jammed into hot pants in that climate.

Erm…what about kilts? The hypothermia should have been even worse.
This is quite true, come to think of it. Perhaps the distilled beverages act as some sort of anti-freeze?
I’m a fool for lolcats.