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Acorn and Tree

By raincoaster

So, I was telling a friend about my mother, and I happened to use the both quaint and ancient expression “the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree” to explain why I’m just as annoying as my parents, and she laughed, Germanly. Apparently, in Germany they substitute acorns for apples, but the principle is the same. It’s universal.

Zahara Jolie-Pitt sez hi

And here is the adorable and previously quite demure Zahara Jolie-Pitt, illustrating that the principle is not negated by adoption and engaging in a little pointed communication with the world at large. She’s about ten years ahead of schedule if you compare her to her mother’s profanity timeline, so by the time she starts school she’ll probably be listening to Nine Inch Nails and carrying little John “Jack” Christopher Depp III ’s blood in a vial around her neck. We in the press can only hope.

Oh, go on. Look at that beady little eye and tell me she doesn’t mean it…try! You just know she’s going to be stealing boys from Dakota Fanning and making the paparazzi weep with frustration and desire all her life.









4 Responses to “Acorn and Tree”




  1. Connecting the dots » Ayyyy! Says:

    [...] Zahara Jolie-Pitt flips the bird (TeenyManolo) [...]




  2. J Says:

    All I can say is, More power to her!




  3. Ana Says:

    LOL! Hey I don’t blame her. I’m sure that she’s thinking already “Can a girl get some privacy sucking her thumb!”




  4. raincoaster Says:

    Good point: the lass is not only strongminded, but coordinated as well.




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