Friday Caption Contest results: October 5, 2007
And our winner is…
Well, actually, first I have to establish that I am in no way, shape, or form bitter. I wouldn’t dream of bouncing someone out of competition in a contest of mine just because they made me lose a contest because they mindlessly adhered to stupid rules, stupid, stupid rules. Stupid rules.
No: I’m so over that.
Moving on…
Our winner is: The Terrifying Twistie!
from bitter purl via Fracas
I had a horrible nightmare that Britney Spears was my Mommy!

Actually, hers does go much better because the little girl is in her crib still, with a blankie. Yay for Twistie!
Gracious. Bitch.
But yes, Twistie is teh coolz.
I mean really. Imagine waking up to Britney Spears as your mother.
Ugh. It’s a Christopher Walken film in the making.
(takes a bow, dons tiara of winniness)
What can I say? That picture was inspirational.