What Not to Wear: Pregnancy Edition

October 3, 2007 in Celebrity Moms, Oh DAD!, Oh MOM!, Preggo, That's Just Wrong with 11 Comments

What not to wear when you’re pregnant? What the lovely and apparently very fertile Cindy Margolis is wearing right here:

Cindy Margolis belly bulge

Actually, don’t wear it when you’re not pregnant, either.

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11 Responses to “What Not to Wear: Pregnancy Edition”

  1. Jezebella October 3, 2007 at 11:39 am #

    Look! They totally airbrushed out her belly button!!

  2. Glinda October 3, 2007 at 12:55 pm #

    I need some cold compresses for my eyes! They burn!

  3. Miss Janey October 3, 2007 at 2:59 pm #

    This will haunt her forever. Miss Janey now needs a lobotomy.

  4. Atasha October 3, 2007 at 5:14 pm #

    Eeek, I have no words. I was thinking the same thing about the belly button!

  5. Emma B October 3, 2007 at 11:06 pm #

    Very fertile? What an ironic choice of words.

    Cindy Margolis has had a long and public struggle to have children, and is the spokesperson for several infertility organizations. She conceived one child after several IVF procedures, and later turned to a surrogate to have twin girls. That photo appears to be from that first pregnancy, but even by then, she’d spent tens of thousands of dollars on IVF, and gone through much heartbreak.

    Not saying the dress isn’t tacky, but y’know, I kind of understand.

  6. raincoaster October 4, 2007 at 3:54 am #

    Yes, that pic was from that pregnancy, and I had heard briefly about her struggles to become pregnant. The treatments did work very well, as you can see, so I felt it fair at that point to say yes, she was fertile. Hell, some women with no biological problems need to resort to matchmakers before they can conceive, so I don’t define the state of fertility narrowly: quite the opposite. She made it, and she’s showing it off.

    I can understand her desire to flaunt it (I mean, the woman finally achieved her dreams, and she looks, we must admit, gorgeous beyond the lot of mortals) but that outfit is just heinous. For the first and only time in my life I’m coming out on the side of Demi Moore and saying if you want to flaunt the bump, you’ve got to either wear clothes or not. The “I put the long johns on backward and opened the ass flap” look is not a sophisticated one.

    Also: thanks guys, you’ve got better eyes than me. I did not notice them airbrushing out the bellybutton. Talk about weird…that would make her Eve, wouldn’t it?

  7. Eilish October 4, 2007 at 8:00 pm #

    Seriously, no one but your spouse or mother wants to see your giant pregnant belly. Besides, there are so many cute maternity clothes you can wear now. Why, oh why?

    Oh and if they airbrushed out her bellybutton, that means you can bet she got stretch marks…there is justice.

  8. fracas October 6, 2007 at 4:43 am #

    Frac. I spit.

    This is the funniest post I’ve seen tonight.

  9. raincoaster October 6, 2007 at 6:37 am #

    Thanks! That’s some tough competition, I imagine…uh, where’ve you been looking? Salon?

  10. Cash March 6, 2010 at 9:17 pm #

    He must have been drinking BEFORE he got dressed.

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