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Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007
By raincoaster

Every now and again our mysterious overlord The Manolo descends from his Chilean ski lodge, jets over from his villa on Lago de Como, or pries himself out of the greedy Parisian grasp of that notorious publicity hound Yves Saint Laurent to visit upon us the linkie lurve, as his dear Texan friend Jerry pronounces it.
And this pleases us, it do. It makes us feel all tingly inside, like the Angels, sitting in the hot tub with Bosley, listening to Charlie sing their praises. And we look to once again do our best for him.

In particular, by stealing from him.

Oh, don’t look at me like that. Don’t you tell me that Sabrina, Jill and Kelly never took home a stapler. I only know they didn’t take home a pad of Post-its because they hadn’t been released to the public yet. But, come to think of it, Charlie would have had some anyway. Charlie was probably sleeping with Miss Moneypenny and getting all the cream James Bond was too high and mighty to skim off, the fool!

Right, the stealing. That brings us back to stealing. It’s a blog post about stealing.

Well, as you can imagine, a well-connected guy like The Big M knows a lot of people. Heck, I can’t count the times he’s told me to “take a message” when tiresome old Madonna, George Clooney, or Bono is on the line. He gets around. To places you and I have never heard of. Without paying the cover. And he brings back things like this…click on to see the Secret Files of the Manolo… (more…)

What Not to Wear: Pregnancy Edition

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007
By raincoaster

What not to wear when you’re pregnant? What the lovely and apparently very fertile Cindy Margolis is wearing right here:

Cindy Margolis belly bulge

Actually, don’t wear it when you’re not pregnant, either.

Redneck Overalls

Come On Down!

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007
By Glinda

My friends, the last challenge I handed down was not a challenge at all.  My pathetic attempts to fool you were for naught. If this was a game show, it would have gone bankrupt because almost all of you savvy shoppers guessed correctly.  All the prizes and money would have been given out on the first round and my butt unceremoniously dumped as emcee.  I would at this very moment be begging for another job as an extra on an F/X television show.

So this time, let’s make it a bit more challenging, shall we?

We are going to play One Bid, and the contestant who guesses the number closest to the regular retail price without going over wins! Only one guess per contestant, please!

Glinda, what do I win, you may ask? Well, for now, it is just bragging rights.  We’re big on bragging rights around here, if you haven’t already noticed.

But let’s see just how good you are this time.

(cue cheesy music, picture a model with perfectly manicured fingers holding this on a hanger, gesturing the way only Price is Right models who were taught at the Price is Right School of Showmanship can)

This all cotton tee is available in girl’s sizes 2-10, and is manufactured by someone who will remain nameless, as you can Google the company and that would be cheating.  Not that I don’t trust you, it’s that gal I don’t trust.  Yeah, you know who you are.  Don’t try and look all innocent.

Cherry Tee

Now, take your place on Contestant’s Row and let’s begin!

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