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Footwear Friday

Friday, September 28th, 2007
By Glinda

These boots for infant/toddler girls are from the ever so understated and subtle Roberto Cavalli:

The bling! It burns my eyes!

Now, could they try to cram any more trends into one shoe? From the animal print lining to the metallic leather, this is definitely an over-the-top shoe for that 6 month old who wants everyone to know that she is all about fashion, beeyotches. Never mind that she can’t even read the Roberto Cavalli logo embroidered onto her strap. You can, and that’s all that matters.


They Thought it Smelled a Little Funny

Friday, September 28th, 2007
By Glinda

Sammy!

The City of Angels has always done things their way, and that includes new innovations in the child care industry. To heck with traditional day care, we’ve got our own combination drug house/daycare!  Why be just a daycare when you could be so much more?

According to the LA Times, a raid conducted on a duplex in a local neighborhood found 14 kilos of cocaine stacked neatly in cubbies lined with teddy bears. Gun racks were being used to dry fingerpaintings and the bags of marijuana were labeled “science project.” The $300,000 in cash was being used for the “math program” and the suspects claimed that having the kids help count the money was teaching them vital number and presidential recognition skills.

All right, maybe I am exaggerating a bit, but they did find all the items listed above in the other half of the duplex.   The only item that shared the same space as the daycare was the cash.

Isn’t that one of every parent’s worst nightmares?  To leave your child in a  daycare setting and then find that something beyond crazy was going on and you had no clue? You are already ceding control of your child to another person, which is difficult enough, but having the cops come in with a warrant and find all of that can’t be the best feeling in the world.

Although if you come across a place called “Candyman Daycare,”  don’t assume the owner is just a little overfond of Sammy Davis Jr.


Friday Caption Contest

Friday, September 28th, 2007
By raincoaster

For the glory of immortal fame…in other words, until the care package from PradaBaby gets here, we compete for honour, not for swag. Your caption suggestions in the comments, plzthxkbai.

Shipshape

 from the Independence Seaport

via Fark









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