About Glinda:
Playing against type, Glinda lives in the West with her husband, eight year old son and year old daughter. She is in a constant state of worry that her wand is going to break at any moment.
A friend of my mothers used to register new immigrants in the schools, and back in the Eighties she had the worst time with their names. They’d all pick names they thought were “English” but they picked them by reading what people wore on their sweatshirts and tees. Are you old enough to remember B.U.M. Equipment? Well, she got about twenty “Bum” registrations a semester, and always had to gently suggest they pick a different name. Imagine trying to explain “Yes, yes, it’s very popular. Everyone is wearing it. And it’s really, really rude.”
And I thought some kids I went to school with had it rough: Forest Parks, and the Kane sisters, Candy and Sugar. Oh, and there was a girl I knew in high school whose given name was Cotton.
This is tough, but I finally have to go with Pilot Inspektor. Not only is it horrible in its own right, there’s no good nickname to be produced, and it’s got that…very special spelling to boot.
Oh, and I have to give a second vote to Audio Science because really, nobody should do that to a child.
Not that Jermajesty or Moxie Crimefighter is exactly doing those kids any favors.
At least little Kal-El could go by ‘Kal’ for short.
I think Jermajesty is especially bad because the poor kid’s father is Jermaine. Also, I’d forgotten this, but I new a girl named Aquanetta. Like the hair spray. And a boy named John Knopf, which wasn’t so bad, except that he went by Jack.
Cheeky- Jermajesty is beyond horrible. I voted for that one too.
Dr. S- I tried to keep them within this decade or so, although I thought long and hard about including Dweezil. Moon Unit is actually not that bad compared to Audio Science.
Rain- Oh man, I remember those!
Ana- People are strange.
Twistie- Ha! The Kane sisters cracked me up. I swear, people are thinking they are just so clever when they do this.
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Seriously, some of these are as bad as the names of the people who send spam in my inbox, who assure me, “You will please her more than anybody else.”
Jermajesty, for the win. Actually, they are all equally terrible. “Kal-el”? Nicholas Cage is a dork.
Nowhere near the all-time worst. My wife went to school with somebody named Ima Pigg. Seriously.
Still tied for second are Dweezil and Moon Unit.
A friend of my mothers used to register new immigrants in the schools, and back in the Eighties she had the worst time with their names. They’d all pick names they thought were “English” but they picked them by reading what people wore on their sweatshirts and tees. Are you old enough to remember B.U.M. Equipment? Well, she got about twenty “Bum” registrations a semester, and always had to gently suggest they pick a different name. Imagine trying to explain “Yes, yes, it’s very popular. Everyone is wearing it. And it’s really, really rude.”
Reminds me of the chinese parents that named their child @. Another couple (can’t remember from where) named their child “for real”. lol
And I thought some kids I went to school with had it rough: Forest Parks, and the Kane sisters, Candy and Sugar. Oh, and there was a girl I knew in high school whose given name was Cotton.
This is tough, but I finally have to go with Pilot Inspektor. Not only is it horrible in its own right, there’s no good nickname to be produced, and it’s got that…very special spelling to boot.
Oh, and I have to give a second vote to Audio Science because really, nobody should do that to a child.
Not that Jermajesty or Moxie Crimefighter is exactly doing those kids any favors.
At least little Kal-El could go by ‘Kal’ for short.
I think Jermajesty is especially bad because the poor kid’s father is Jermaine. Also, I’d forgotten this, but I new a girl named Aquanetta. Like the hair spray. And a boy named John Knopf, which wasn’t so bad, except that he went by Jack.
I KNEW, not new. Sorry.
Cheeky- Jermajesty is beyond horrible. I voted for that one too.
Dr. S- I tried to keep them within this decade or so, although I thought long and hard about including Dweezil. Moon Unit is actually not that bad compared to Audio Science.
Rain- Oh man, I remember those!
Ana- People are strange.
Twistie- Ha! The Kane sisters cracked me up. I swear, people are thinking they are just so clever when they do this.
Cheeky- No need to apologize!